Clermont Lounge

05/12/12

I don't even..??

by whysoserious219

This strip club should honestly be rated below a 1, but is getting a 2 from me solely because of the hilarity of it all. You know those low budget made-for-tv-movies that take themselves so seriously it makes them hysterical? If you don't go in expecting a 5-star joint like I did, it'll be a fun night of cheap drinks and lapdances from your friend's mother.

I'm not new to the strip club scene, but wow. I just...let me put it this way: the average age of the entertainers was roughly around 40 and I paid a few off to get their equipment out of my face. It was a mad house the entire time, I never was able to find a place to sit and getting service for drinks was impossible. Atleast 3 different fights, a dude was roughed up from a bouncer for getting to close to a girl, and trying to flag a waitress down or squeeze up to the bar for a drink was impossible. Most of all, I will never be able to get the image out of my brain of that poor middle aged woman shoving a whole banana up in there and dropping little chunks around the stage while she danced...

Clarmont Lounge, where strippers go to die.

08/21/10

Must See

by AmyBlavatz

lol I can't believe this place is on here - but I love it.

This is an Atlanta classic to be sure. If you want a taste of Atlanta - stop by this odd little place. Blondie will rock ya :P

04/10/09

Best Dive Bar in Atl

Contributor

We went there last nite and had a great time.Strippers were mostly pretty and young and very friendly! A must see show! We love you "little Red Riding Hood

03/10/09

Best to go there drunk

by ZombieBait

I've been there 20+ times and usually enjoy my experience. If you're a first timer it helps to go there after you've had a few drinks. Tuesday is karaoke night which draws a nice size crowd, only problem is the dancers hate dancing to the lame songs and usually get off the stage after one dance, and there are usually only 3-4 dancers that night. Wednesday and Thursday nights are fairly calm. I wouldn't suggest going on Saturday nights, there's a $10 cover and it's waaaaay crowded and hot. I went in the dead of summer and almost passed out from the heat and smoke. NOTE: IF YOU'RE GOING TO SIT AROUND THE BAR TIP!!! If not leave the bar and let the people reaching over your shoulders to sit. Nothing makes a stripper more angry then not tipping. AND don't tease the dancers! They have attitudes and won't tolerate that. Drinks are cheap and strong! usually $4 mixed drinks, but I wouldn't recommend getting well drinks, you can upgrade for cheap too, $5 Absolute and Cranberry.

• Pros: Cheap drinks and friendly bar staff
• Cons: People who sit at the bar and don't tip

10/08/08

Low lifes

by slyfox99

Go if you want, I loved it until last weekend. Just remember the other patrons are not the only thing you have to worry about. The staff/ security are not exactly fair and reasonable administrators of justice, and if you have the misfortune to be there when something goes wrong, enjoy trying to have a rational conversation with someone while you're in a headlock. Anything that happens there, stays there, which is why people love it, but remember the flip side: if something bad happens there, that stays there too. I literally watched the DJ beat up a crippled guy while security held him on the ground and took his cane--for trying to request a song. Anyone who tried to intervene was promptly put in a headlock and dragged out. Complaining about wrongdoing at a dirty strip joint is like complaining that there were strippers there. You have no credibility and no one cares.